My Grumpy Servant

My Grumpy Servant owned a pen that they would often try to balance on their head. This is certainly an exciting approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Servant, who feels that this idea was spectacular. Strangely, a pen would be the item chosen.

My Grumpy Servant owned a sword that they would put up their bum. It was considered to be a fairly funny thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Servant, who thought that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a sword was the chosen item.

My Grumpy Servant always carried a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It is a fairly bizarre operation, to my grandma, but not to the Servant, who felt it was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball being the thing selected.

My Grumpy Servant searched for a computer that they would put on his head. This seems a fairly funny activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Servant, who had decided that this idea is fun. Who would have imagined, a computer would be the item that was opted for.

My Grumpy Servant desperately searched for a radiator that they sometimes experiment on. This seems to be an astonishing action, to you and me, but not to the Servant, who expected it was amazing. A radiator having that done to it

My Grumpy Servant desperately craved for a cheese grater that they liked to sleep with. It was considered to be a bizarre operation, to my mum, but not to the Servant, who feels that this idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater being the chosen thing.