The Fucking Servant

The Fucking Servant owned a sponge to break. It should have been a fairly weird exercise, to my mum, but not to the Servant, who had decided it was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge is the item to select.

The Fucking Servant carried a helmet that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been a weird operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Servant, who expected that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a helmet is the thing to opt for.

The Fucking Servant carried a hat that they liked to put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Servant, who had decided that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have imagined, a hat is the item that was chosen.

The Fucking Servant needed a sack of potatoes that they sometimes hug. This seems a fairly strange undertaking, to some, but not to the Servant, who thinks it would be breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes was the chosen thing.

The Fucking Servant found a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally put up their bum. It would be an odd suggestion, to me, but not to the Servant, who assumed that it was in fact, spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes being the thing opted for.

The Fucking Servant needed a big sponge that they would occasionally experiment on. It might have been an exciting thing to do, to me, but not to the Servant, who assumed that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a big sponge would be the chosen thing.