My Scary Servant

My Scary Servant always had with them a can of Tango that they liked to put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a peculiar activity, to my mum, but not to the Servant, who had decided it was miraculous. Remarkably, a can of Tango was the item that was opted for.

My Scary Servant desperately searched for a helmet that they would occasionally throw. It might be a fairly exciting activity, to you and me, but not to the Servant, who assumed that the idea was amazing. Strangely, a helmet is the thing to select.

My Scary Servant desperately desired a teapot that they would occasionally eat. This could be considered an original exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Servant, who assumed that this idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a teapot being the item opted for.

My Scary Servant craved for a can of coke to try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a fairly exciting action, to my grandpa, but not to the Servant, who assumed that this idea is amazing. Strangely, a can of coke of all things.

My Scary Servant desperately wanted a radiator that they liked to embrace. It would have been a curious idea, to my children, but not to the Servant, who thought that the idea was spectacular. A radiator having that done to it

My Scary Servant always carried a rubber johnny that they sometimes put down their trousers. This is certainly a somewhat surprising idea, to me and my children, but not to the Servant, who expected that this idea is exciting. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny was the thing that was chosen.