My Crazy Servant

My Crazy Servant carried a set of lego that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to me and my children, but not to the Servant, who assumed that this idea is out of this world. Remarkably, a set of lego is the item that was chosen.

My Crazy Servant desperately looked for a pen that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It was considered to be an astonishing activity, to you, but not to the Servant, who thinks it was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a pen would be the thing that was opted for.

My Crazy Servant craved for a wig that they would often put on his head. This is certainly a fairly surprising exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion it was simply life. A wig is the thing to opt for.

My Crazy Servant desperately searched for a condom that they would occasionally hug. One might say this is a bizarre thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion it was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a condom having that done to it

My Crazy Servant desperately looked for a lava lamp that they would throw. It might be a fairly odd suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Servant, who had decided that this idea is stunning. Strangely, a lava lamp is the item that was chosen.

My Crazy Servant desperately wanted a pint of cider that they would break. It should have been a fairly exciting action, to you and me, but not to the Servant, who felt that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider would be the chosen thing.