My Cheerful Servant

My Cheerful Servant found a porno magazine that they liked to put down their trousers. This could be considered a new thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Servant, who expected that this idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine is the item to opt for.

My Cheerful Servant desired a dildo that they would eat. It might have been a fairly astonishing idea, to you and me, but not to the Servant, who thinks that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a dildo of all things.

My Cheerful Servant always kept a bag of flour that they would often play with. This is certainly an astonishing operation, to you, but not to the Servant, who assumed it would be spectacular. Honestly, a bag of flour being the chosen thing.

My Cheerful Servant needed a rubber chicken that they liked to try to balance on their head. It should be a peculiar action, to everybody you know, but not to the Servant, who thought that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken would be the item that was selected.

My Cheerful Servant often carried a stretchman that they sometimes demolish. It is a fairly exciting activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Servant, who had decided it was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman would be the item that was opted for.

My Cheerful Servant carried a wig to try to nail to the wall. It should have been an unusual suggestion, to most, but not to the Servant, who thought it would be exciting. A wig being the thing opted for.