Well, your sister included a photo of her kayak with said grandchild sitting in it. She said she'd had it for 11 years and this was from its second season. The young'un looks older than two -- so that's what I went by. (Then again, what do I know.) But he'll be begging for the car keys soon enough. I won't rush things.

Geezerdom has a lot to recommend it. Discounts, loose clothes, naps. Nobody cares. You can speak your mind and get away with it. You can pretend you've gone deaf when it suits you. (It's how I cope with The Weasel.) Part of me thinks we should all start out here and stay this way.