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Are you very experience....?

If I had a nickel in my pocket for every time I fapped, I would plunge right through the floor of my house from the force of gravity.

I have helped others too. I find that far more entertaining, for both of us. Also, I'm getting old, and staying in the saddle for four hours isn't an option anymore. I've turned foreplay into 8-play, even 10-play, to compensate for my advanced state of decrepitude.

Don't laugh! It'll happen to you too--if you're lucky ;)

your write is alloyes good.