The Anxious Snake

The Anxious Snake often carried a set square that they liked to experiment on. It was considered to be a fairly surprising approach to life, to my children, but not to the Snake, who assumed that it was in fact, exciting. Strangely, a set square was the item that was chosen.

The Anxious Snake carried a ball that they would sit and look at. It might have been an astonishing exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Snake, who considered it would be miraculous. A ball is the thing that was chosen.

The Anxious Snake often carried a wig to sit and look at. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to you, but not to the Snake, who felt that it was in fact, stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig being the thing selected.

The Anxious Snake often carried a dildo that they sometimes embrace. It was considered to be a fairly original action, to my children, but not to the Snake, who considered that this idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a dildo is the thing to opt for.

The Anxious Snake had a sword to try to balance on their head. This could be considered a fairly astonishing thought, to my children, but not to the Snake, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a sword would be the thing that was selected.

The Anxious Snake found a bottle of wine that they liked to put down their trousers. One might find this to be a fairly exciting action, to me and my children, but not to the Snake, who assumed it was stunning. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine is the item to choose.