A Scary Snake

A Scary Snake always kept a block of cheese that they would often try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a fairly exciting proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Snake, who feels that this idea is wonderful. Who would have thought, a block of cheese having that done to it

A Scary Snake desperately craved for a stretchman that they would often put in the bath with him. This seems an original action, to me, but not to the Snake, who had decided that this idea is miraculous. Remarkably, a stretchman was the chosen item.

A Scary Snake craved for a crown that they would often put in the bath with him. This is certainly a fairly curious undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Snake, who expected that it was in fact, epic. A crown was the chosen thing.

A Scary Snake desperately craved for a condom that they would eat. One might find this to be an astonishing undertaking, to some, but not to the Snake, who feels it would be out of this world. Bizarrely, a condom was the chosen thing.

A Scary Snake always kept a painting of a melon that they would sometimes play with. It should have been a curious idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Snake, who had decided it was magnificent. A painting of a melon was the thing that was chosen.

A Scary Snake often carried a cup that they would often cuddle. One might say this is a fairly unusual approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Snake, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a cup is the item that was chosen.