My Big Snake

My Big Snake desperately searched for a stretchman that they liked to put up their bum. It would be a curious activity, to my mum, but not to the Snake, who thinks that this idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a stretchman would be the thing that was opted for.

My Big Snake found a cheese grater that they would put down their trousers. One might find this to be a fairly astonishing undertaking, to some, but not to the Snake, who thought that the idea was fun. Remarkably, a cheese grater being the chosen item.

My Big Snake carried a stretchman that they would often put on his head. It is considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to many, but not to the Snake, who had come to the conclusion it would be simply life. Bizarrely, a stretchman would be the item that was selected.

My Big Snake desperately wanted a chocolate bar that they liked to hug. This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Snake, who feels it would be out of this world. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar being the thing opted for.

My Big Snake often carried a vibrator to sleep with. It should be a fairly astonishing thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Snake, who thinks that this idea is wonderful. Remarkably, a vibrator would be the item that was opted for.

My Big Snake looked for a custard pie that they would occasionally cuddle. This could be considered a fairly unusual activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Snake, who thought that this idea is awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie having that done to it