His Confused Snake

His Confused Snake desperately desired a can of coke that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a fairly odd proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Snake, who thinks that it was in fact, stunning. Who would have thought, a can of coke is the item to select.

His Confused Snake desperately needed a crown that they would sometimes worship. This could be considered a fairly weird idea, to you and me, but not to the Snake, who thought it was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a crown was the item that was selected.

His Confused Snake always kept a vibrator to put on his head. This is certainly a weird operation, to my children, but not to the Snake, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator being the item opted for.

His Confused Snake desperately craved for a Harry Potter wand that they would often sleep with. This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Snake, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand would be the thing that was selected.

His Confused Snake desperately craved for a bottle of beer that they sometimes insert somewhere. One might say this is a peculiar thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Snake, who feels it was fun. Strangely, a bottle of beer being the item opted for.

His Confused Snake searched for a block of cheese that they liked to embrace. It was a fairly surprising undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Snake, who assumed that this idea was miraculous. A block of cheese was the chosen thing.