Horny Snake

Horny Snake desired a rubber johnny that they would sometimes embrace. It might have been a different approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Snake, who thinks that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny would be the item that was selected.

Horny Snake desperately looked for a pint of beer that they would put in the bath with him. This seems a different action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Snake, who felt that it was in fact, out of this world. Honestly, a pint of beer would be the thing that was chosen.

Horny Snake always carried a stapler that they liked to throw. One might say this is a fairly bizarre approach to life, to my children, but not to the Snake, who thinks it was epic. Who would have thought, a stapler was the thing that was chosen.

Horny Snake desperately desired a bottle of wine that they liked to break. It is a funny thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Snake, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, out of this world. Remarkably, a bottle of wine was the item that was selected.

Horny Snake owned a mug that they would often try to nail to the wall. This seems a fairly funny thing to do, to my children, but not to the Snake, who expected that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug would be the item that was chosen.

Horny Snake always carried a helmet to sit and look at. This is certainly a fairly astonishing undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Snake, who had decided that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a helmet is the thing to select.