Her Purple Snake

Her Purple Snake searched for a pint of beer that they would sometimes smash. It is a fairly odd idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Snake, who expected that this idea is sublime. Remarkably, a pint of beer is the item to opt for.

Her Purple Snake looked for a cucumber to put on his head. It was a somewhat surprising idea, to you and me, but not to the Snake, who thought that the idea was amazing. Strangely, a cucumber would be the item chosen.

Her Purple Snake desperately wanted a cucumber that they liked to put on his head. One might consider this to be a curious idea, to my children, but not to the Snake, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have thought, a cucumber is the thing to select.

Her Purple Snake desired a can of Tango that they would sleep with. It should be a funny suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Snake, who assumed that the idea was sublime. A can of Tango is the thing that was chosen.

Her Purple Snake desperately looked for a bottle of coke that they would often put on his head. This seems to be a weird and wonderful undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Snake, who assumed it would be fun. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke was the chosen item.

Her Purple Snake craved for a toilet brush that they would sometimes insert somewhere. One might find this to be a curious undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Snake, who feels that this idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a toilet brush would be the thing that was chosen.