The Lovely Snake

The Lovely Snake craved for a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes put up their bum. It is a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Snake, who assumed that the idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item that was opted for.

The Lovely Snake searched for a toilet brush that they would put up their bum. It should have been a bizarre thought, to my dad, but not to the Snake, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. Strangely, a toilet brush being the item selected.

The Lovely Snake desperately craved for a stapler that they would rub on his belly. One might find this to be a fairly exciting thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Snake, who expected it was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler would be the item that was opted for.

The Lovely Snake carried a set square that they would often sit and look at. It should be a fairly funny suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Snake, who expected it was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a set square would be the item chosen.

The Lovely Snake desperately wanted a rubber johnny that they would sometimes throw. It would have been a fairly original action, to you and me, but not to the Snake, who feels that the idea was fun. Strangely, a rubber johnny was the item that was opted for.

The Lovely Snake desperately needed a bottle of wine that they sometimes embrace. One might consider this to be a fairly peculiar exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Snake, who feels that this idea was simply life. Honestly, a bottle of wine was the item that was selected.