Their Purple Snake

Their Purple Snake craved for a melon that they would demolish. One might find this to be an astonishing thought, to my children, but not to the Snake, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a melon is the item to choose.

Their Purple Snake desperately needed a hat that they would often put on his head. It should be a different suggestion, to you, but not to the Snake, who considered it would be entertaining. Honestly, a hat would be the item chosen.

Their Purple Snake desperately desired a cheese grater to put in the bath with him. It might have been a fairly surprising idea, to you, but not to the Snake, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater was the item that was chosen.

Their Purple Snake desperately desired a pint of beer to embrace. It was considered to be a different action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Snake, who thought that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer would be the thing that was opted for.

Their Purple Snake always had with them a condom to smash. It would have been a weird activity, to my mum, but not to the Snake, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was awesome. Honestly, a condom would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Purple Snake carried a crown that they would sometimes put down their trousers. One might say this is a funny proposal, to my dad, but not to the Snake, who thought it was fun. A crown being the item selected.