The Lovely Snake

The Lovely Snake wanted a lava lamp that they sometimes drop. This could be considered a fairly astonishing idea, to me and my children, but not to the Snake, who had decided it was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp is the thing to opt for.

The Lovely Snake needed a block of cheese to sit and look at. This is certainly an odd suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Snake, who thinks it was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese is the thing to select.

The Lovely Snake always kept a block of cheese that they would smash. It is considered to be a peculiar activity, to you and me, but not to the Snake, who had come to the conclusion it would be amazing. Who would have thought, a block of cheese having that done to it

The Lovely Snake wanted a bag of poop that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It should be an exciting thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Snake, who thought that this idea is stunning. Bizarrely, a bag of poop is the item to opt for.

The Lovely Snake owned a hat to try to balance on their head. It is a fairly exciting proposal, to my mum, but not to the Snake, who had decided that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a hat being the thing opted for.

The Lovely Snake craved for a tomato that they would occasionally sit and look at. It might be a fairly astonishing approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Snake, who thought that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato would be the item that was selected.