Her Talented Snake

Her Talented Snake often carried a radiator that they liked to drop. One might consider this to be a different exercise, to many, but not to the Snake, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was fun. Who would have thought, a radiator is the thing to select.

Her Talented Snake always carried a bat that they would often demolish. It would have been an exciting thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Snake, who considered it would be out of this world. Who would have thought, a bat would be the thing that was selected.

Her Talented Snake had a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It should have been a fairly extraordinary operation, to me, but not to the Snake, who felt it would be awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper being the thing opted for.

Her Talented Snake owned a bag of flour to play with. This might appear to be a funny thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Snake, who thinks that it was in fact, entertaining. Strangely, a bag of flour would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Talented Snake had a dildo that they would often throw. This seems a curious suggestion, to some, but not to the Snake, who assumed that it was in fact, simply life. Strangely, a dildo is the item to choose.

Her Talented Snake owned a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes sleep with. This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful action, to my grandpa, but not to the Snake, who assumed that this idea was wonderous. A Harry Potter wand was the thing that was selected.