The Retarded Snake

The Retarded Snake desperately craved for a condom that they would sometimes drop. It should have been a new suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Snake, who assumed that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a condom was the item that was chosen.

The Retarded Snake desperately looked for a bottle of coke that they would occasionally annihilate One might say this is an unusual suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Snake, who thought that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke was the thing that was opted for.

The Retarded Snake searched for a pencil sharpener that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It would have been a strange exercise, to you and me, but not to the Snake, who had decided that this idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener is the thing to choose.

The Retarded Snake needed a set of lego that they would sometimes cuddle. It should have been an odd suggestion, to some, but not to the Snake, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a set of lego is the item to select.

The Retarded Snake needed a CD player that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It might be a fairly odd action, to me and my parents, but not to the Snake, who thought that this idea was epic. Honestly, a CD player of all things.

The Retarded Snake searched for a cup that they would rub on his belly. One might find this to be a curious proposal, to you and me, but not to the Snake, who expected that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a cup being the chosen thing.