The Crazy Snake

The Crazy Snake searched for a sword that they would sometimes embrace. This could be considered an unusual undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Snake, who thinks that this idea is awe-inspring. Honestly, a sword would be the thing that was opted for.

The Crazy Snake searched for a melon that they sometimes put down their trousers. It was a fairly different idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Snake, who considered it would be epic. Honestly, a melon is the item to select.

The Crazy Snake desperately needed a dildo that they would embrace. One might say this is a fairly exciting idea, to most, but not to the Snake, who felt that the idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a dildo is the item to choose.

The Crazy Snake craved for a toilet brush that they would throw. It might have been an extraordinary approach to life, to most, but not to the Snake, who thinks that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush was the thing that was selected.

The Crazy Snake desperately searched for a condom that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is a bizarre undertaking, to you, but not to the Snake, who thinks it was epic. Bizarrely, a condom being the thing selected.

The Crazy Snake desired a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to share. It should be a curious approach to life, to you, but not to the Snake, who expected that the idea was fun. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper being the chosen thing.