The Angry Snake

The Angry Snake desired a custard pie that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It might have been a fairly exciting thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Snake, who had come to the conclusion it was breathtaking. Honestly, a custard pie would be the item chosen.

The Angry Snake often carried a piece of paper that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It was a curious proposal, to you, but not to the Snake, who assumed that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper being the thing selected.

The Angry Snake desperately looked for a pint of beer to put on his head. It should be a fairly extraordinary action, to me, but not to the Snake, who expected that it was in fact, amazing. Strangely, a pint of beer being the item selected.

The Angry Snake found a custard pie that they would occasionally put on his head. This might appear to be a weird thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Snake, who had decided that this idea is amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie was the item that was selected.

The Angry Snake owned a rubber johnny that they sometimes break. This might appear to be a fairly funny thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Snake, who thought that the idea was exciting. Honestly, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was chosen.

The Angry Snake always kept a vibrator to break. It would be a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to you, but not to the Snake, who thought that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator is the thing that was chosen.