Their Famous Snake

Their Famous Snake always carried a condom to embrace. This might appear to be an astonishing exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Snake, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, epic. Who would have imagined, a condom being the item selected.

Their Famous Snake desperately craved for a pint of beer to insert somewhere. It might have been a weird exercise, to most, but not to the Snake, who considered it was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a pint of beer was the item that was chosen.

Their Famous Snake desperately needed a set of lego that they would sometimes put on his head. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Snake, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, breathtaking. Bizarrely, a set of lego would be the item chosen.

Their Famous Snake had a tomato that they would sometimes sleep with. This could be considered a fairly funny proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Snake, who feels that this idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a tomato would be the item that was opted for.

Their Famous Snake always carried a can of Tango that they would put down their trousers. One might say this is a fairly surprising action, to some, but not to the Snake, who feels that this idea is awesome. Strangely, a can of Tango being the thing selected.

Their Famous Snake needed a can of coke to put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a fairly original approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Snake, who feels it was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a can of coke would be the thing that was selected.