His Naughty Snake

His Naughty Snake desperately desired a pint of cider to sleep with. This might appear to be a fairly odd thing to do, to many, but not to the Snake, who thinks it was amazing. A pint of cider being the thing opted for.

His Naughty Snake carried a cheese grater that they liked to cuddle. It would have been a different suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Snake, who considered that the idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater was the thing that was opted for.

His Naughty Snake needed a rubber johnny that they would often embrace. One might consider this to be an extraordinary action, to you and me, but not to the Snake, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny being the item selected.

His Naughty Snake wanted a condom that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It was a fairly exciting thought, to you, but not to the Snake, who thinks that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have imagined, a condom was the thing that was selected.

His Naughty Snake desperately craved for a stapler that they would occasionally break. This could be considered a fairly different action, to my children, but not to the Snake, who assumed that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler is the thing to choose.

His Naughty Snake desperately craved for a teapot to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was an odd action, to everybody you know, but not to the Snake, who thought that this idea is simply life. Bizarrely, a teapot is the thing to opt for.