My Grumpy Snake

My Grumpy Snake carried a hat that they would often throw. It might have been a strange thing to do, to my children, but not to the Snake, who thought that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have imagined, a hat was the thing that was selected.

My Grumpy Snake desperately searched for a hat that they liked to play with. This might appear to be a curious thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Snake, who thinks that the idea was fun. Strangely, a hat is the item to opt for.

My Grumpy Snake always carried a spade that they liked to put down their trousers. This might appear to be a weird idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Snake, who thought that it was in fact, breathtaking. Bizarrely, a spade being the item opted for.

My Grumpy Snake wanted a can of Tango that they would sometimes hug. It should be a fairly weird approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Snake, who assumed that it was in fact, out of this world. Remarkably, a can of Tango being the thing selected.

My Grumpy Snake desperately desired a vibrator to put on his head. It would be a fairly surprising proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Snake, who thought it would be spectacular. A vibrator would be the item chosen.

My Grumpy Snake desperately desired a custard pie that they would sometimes experiment on. This seems a fairly bizarre proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Snake, who expected it would be fun. A custard pie would be the item chosen.