The Retarded Snake

The Retarded Snake often carried a bottle of coke to hug. It was considered to be a peculiar operation, to many, but not to the Snake, who feels that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke is the thing to opt for.

The Retarded Snake searched for a piece of paper that they would sometimes demolish. This could be considered a fairly original action, to my grandpa, but not to the Snake, who expected it was wonderful. Honestly, a piece of paper was the thing that was chosen.

The Retarded Snake desperately desired a magic 8 ball that they sometimes eat. This might appear to be a strange thought, to me and my children, but not to the Snake, who thinks it was simply life. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball of all things.

The Retarded Snake looked for a spade to annihilate One might consider this to be a fairly unusual thought, to my mum, but not to the Snake, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderful. Honestly, a spade is the item to choose.

The Retarded Snake carried a cheese grater to play with. One might find this to be an astonishing idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Snake, who felt that it was in fact, sublime. Strangely, a cheese grater was the item that was opted for.

The Retarded Snake desperately desired a radiator that they would sometimes break. It should have been a fairly original proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Snake, who assumed that this idea is sublime. Honestly, a radiator being the thing opted for.