Boring Snake

Boring Snake desperately craved for a bag of poop that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This could be considered a fairly different approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Snake, who considered it was wonderful. Bizarrely, a bag of poop is the item to select.

Boring Snake had a wig that they would insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a fairly curious activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Snake, who had decided that this idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a wig is the item that was chosen.

Boring Snake desperately looked for a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It is a fairly new activity, to many, but not to the Snake, who thought it would be the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a Harry Potter wand would be the item that was chosen.

Boring Snake desperately wanted a pint of beer that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It was considered to be a surprising suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Snake, who felt that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a pint of beer would be the item that was chosen.

Boring Snake carried a mug that they would share. It is considered to be a fairly original activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Snake, who assumed it was epic. A mug is the thing to select.

Boring Snake desperately looked for a bottle of beer that they would often throw. One might consider this to be a weird operation, to me and my children, but not to the Snake, who thinks it was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer is the item to opt for.