My Horny Snake

My Horny Snake often carried a teapot that they sometimes experiment on. It might be a new suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Snake, who assumed that the idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a teapot is the thing that was chosen.

My Horny Snake desperately looked for a bat that they would put in the bath with him. This seems a weird and wonderful exercise, to you, but not to the Snake, who felt that this idea was magnificent. Honestly, a bat is the item to select.

My Horny Snake desperately searched for a bottle of wine to cuddle. This seems a fairly bizarre operation, to most, but not to the Snake, who expected that this idea is exciting. Remarkably, a bottle of wine would be the item that was chosen.

My Horny Snake desperately desired a stretchman that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This seems to be a new exercise, to my dad, but not to the Snake, who had decided that the idea was awesome. Honestly, a stretchman was the thing that was opted for.

My Horny Snake desperately wanted a rubber chicken that they would hug. It should be a bizarre operation, to my children, but not to the Snake, who feels that this idea was exciting. Remarkably, a rubber chicken was the thing that was opted for.

My Horny Snake had a computer that they would sometimes worship. This is certainly a fairly bizarre approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Snake, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. A computer was the item that was chosen.