His Eccentric Snake

His Eccentric Snake desired a sword to try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a curious thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Snake, who assumed that it was in fact, breathtaking. A sword is the item to opt for.

His Eccentric Snake wanted a bottle of coke to put up their bum. It might be a somewhat surprising thought, to many, but not to the Snake, who had decided it would be epic. Remarkably, a bottle of coke is the thing that was chosen.

His Eccentric Snake craved for a hat that they would sleep with. This might appear to be a fairly unusual action, to my neighbour, but not to the Snake, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is breathtaking. A hat is the item to opt for.

His Eccentric Snake needed a melon that they would sometimes smash. It might have been a fairly funny exercise, to my dad, but not to the Snake, who thinks it would be breathtaking. Strangely, a melon was the item that was chosen.

His Eccentric Snake desperately looked for a vibrator that they would sometimes hug. It might be a strange operation, to some, but not to the Snake, who considered that the idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a vibrator is the thing to select.

His Eccentric Snake often carried a crown that they liked to play with. It was considered to be a fairly weird thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Snake, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a crown would be the thing that was selected.