The Jolly Snake

The Jolly Snake always carried a pencil sharpener that they would often sleep with. It might have been an odd undertaking, to some, but not to the Snake, who feels that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a pencil sharpener of all things.

The Jolly Snake desperately desired a bottle of beer to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a fairly exciting suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Snake, who assumed it was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer would be the item that was opted for.

The Jolly Snake always kept a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally put down their trousers. This might appear to be an odd activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Snake, who felt that the idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball is the item to opt for.

The Jolly Snake always had with them a mug that they would occasionally embrace. One might consider this to be a fairly original thing to do, to you, but not to the Snake, who assumed it would be sublime. Remarkably, a mug being the item selected.

The Jolly Snake always kept a mug that they would sometimes demolish. One might consider this to be a curious operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Snake, who expected that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a mug would be the thing that was opted for.

The Jolly Snake desperately desired a bottle of beer that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It should be a new operation, to you and me, but not to the Snake, who felt it was sublime. A bottle of beer being the thing selected.