The Green Snake

The Green Snake searched for a dildo that they liked to put in the bath with him. It was considered to be an extraordinary approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Snake, who expected that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo is the item to select.

The Green Snake wanted a ball that they would occasionally break. One might find this to be a strange action, to my children, but not to the Snake, who expected that this idea is amazing. Strangely, a ball is the item to opt for.

The Green Snake wanted a little monkey that they would eat. One might find this to be a new suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Snake, who expected that the idea was awe-inspring. A little monkey being the item opted for.

The Green Snake always carried a bag of poop to hug. It would have been a fairly exciting approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Snake, who felt it would be stunning. Remarkably, a bag of poop is the item to opt for.

The Green Snake desperately searched for a painting of a melon that they sometimes put on his head. This is certainly a weird operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Snake, who expected that the idea was awesome. Honestly, a painting of a melon was the thing that was chosen.

The Green Snake desperately looked for a vibrator to put on his head. It is a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to my children, but not to the Snake, who felt that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have thought, a vibrator is the thing that was chosen.