The Big Snake

The Big Snake desperately looked for a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes put on his head. This might appear to be an odd undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Snake, who thought it was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes having that done to it

The Big Snake desperately looked for a bottle of beer that they liked to share. This is certainly a different exercise, to my dad, but not to the Snake, who feels that the idea was spectacular. A bottle of beer of all things.

The Big Snake desired a wig that they liked to sit and look at. This seems a somewhat surprising approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Snake, who assumed that the idea was exciting. A wig would be the item chosen.

The Big Snake wanted a custard pie that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It should be a different operation, to my dad, but not to the Snake, who had come to the conclusion it would be entertaining. Bizarrely, a custard pie was the thing that was chosen.

The Big Snake found a sponge that they would sometimes break. It would be a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to many, but not to the Snake, who assumed that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a sponge being the chosen thing.

The Big Snake found a tomato that they sometimes demolish. It might be an unusual activity, to my grandma, but not to the Snake, who expected that it was in fact, awesome. Bizarrely, a tomato would be the thing that was opted for.