My Unusual Snake

My Unusual Snake carried a pencil sharpener that they liked to put up their bum. It might be a peculiar proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Snake, who expected that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener was the item that was selected.

My Unusual Snake looked for a sponge that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a fairly surprising idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Snake, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a sponge being the thing opted for.

My Unusual Snake needed a wig that they would smash. It was considered to be a fairly exciting thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Snake, who thought that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Honestly, a wig is the thing that was chosen.

My Unusual Snake needed a tomato that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This seems a surprising thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Snake, who felt that this idea is miraculous. Who would have imagined, a tomato is the thing to select.

My Unusual Snake always kept a rubber chicken that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a fairly different idea, to my grandma, but not to the Snake, who thinks that it was in fact, wonderful. Remarkably, a rubber chicken would be the chosen thing.

My Unusual Snake desperately searched for a rubber johnny that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This seems to be an unusual operation, to my grandma, but not to the Snake, who considered it would be epic. Honestly, a rubber johnny is the item to opt for.