My Unusual Snake

My Unusual Snake craved for a porno magazine that they would often put on his head. It would be an extraordinary undertaking, to some, but not to the Snake, who felt that this idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a porno magazine of all things.

My Unusual Snake desperately looked for a melon that they would sometimes annihilate It would be a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Snake, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon would be the item chosen.

My Unusual Snake searched for a cheese grater that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a fairly unusual approach to life, to you, but not to the Snake, who considered that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater having that done to it

My Unusual Snake often carried a vibrator that they would often hug. It was a fairly peculiar undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Snake, who expected that the idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a vibrator would be the chosen thing.

My Unusual Snake desperately wanted a toilet brush that they would put down their trousers. This seems a peculiar thought, to me and my children, but not to the Snake, who feels that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a toilet brush is the item to select.

My Unusual Snake always carried a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally cuddle. One might say this is a curious undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Snake, who expected that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes having that done to it