The Angry Snake

The Angry Snake desperately wanted a sponge that they would play with. It would be a fairly extraordinary activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Snake, who feels that it was in fact, sublime. Honestly, a sponge is the thing that was chosen.

The Angry Snake desperately needed a chocolate bar that they sometimes hug. It would have been a bizarre activity, to some, but not to the Snake, who expected it would be entertaining. A chocolate bar being the thing opted for.

The Angry Snake carried a pint of beer that they would sometimes eat. It might have been a fairly bizarre activity, to me and my children, but not to the Snake, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is stunning. Strangely, a pint of beer being the chosen item.

The Angry Snake searched for a tomato that they would often demolish. It would be an odd suggestion, to some, but not to the Snake, who thinks it would be magnificent. Strangely, a tomato being the item opted for.

The Angry Snake always kept a magic 8 ball that they would often put on his head. It would have been a fairly original undertaking, to some, but not to the Snake, who thinks that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a magic 8 ball being the chosen item.

The Angry Snake desperately craved for a set of lego that they would put down their trousers. This is certainly a fairly new exercise, to me, but not to the Snake, who felt that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a set of lego would be the item chosen.