The Troubled Snake

The Troubled Snake looked for a bottle of beer that they would sometimes smash. It was considered to be a fairly peculiar action, to most, but not to the Snake, who considered that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer is the thing that was chosen.

The Troubled Snake desperately needed a vibrator that they liked to put up their bum. One might find this to be an odd thing to do, to my children, but not to the Snake, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator was the item that was chosen.

The Troubled Snake craved for a custard pie that they would sometimes eat. One might find this to be a bizarre action, to my children, but not to the Snake, who had decided it was wonderous. Honestly, a custard pie would be the thing that was chosen.

The Troubled Snake desperately needed a rubber chicken that they liked to put down their trousers. This seems to be a weird and wonderful proposal, to me, but not to the Snake, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken would be the item that was opted for.

The Troubled Snake owned a CD player that they would annihilate It is considered to be a bizarre action, to you, but not to the Snake, who had come to the conclusion it was sublime. Remarkably, a CD player having that done to it

The Troubled Snake searched for a sword that they would often annihilate It would have been a new suggestion, to many, but not to the Snake, who feels that this idea is miraculous. Remarkably, a sword is the thing to choose.