The Crazy Snake

The Crazy Snake wanted a bat to put in the bath with him. This could be considered a fairly bizarre approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Snake, who felt it would be simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a bat is the item to choose.

The Crazy Snake desperately craved for a chocolate bar that they would sometimes smash. It is considered to be a fairly peculiar suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Snake, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderful. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar was the item that was opted for.

The Crazy Snake craved for a CD player that they would occasionally cuddle. It would have been a fairly weird idea, to my grandma, but not to the Snake, who thinks that this idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a CD player is the thing to opt for.

The Crazy Snake needed a vibrator that they would sometimes hug. It is a somewhat surprising undertaking, to most, but not to the Snake, who thought that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator would be the item that was opted for.

The Crazy Snake looked for a cucumber to put down their trousers. It was a fairly funny approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Snake, who thinks that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber being the thing selected.

The Crazy Snake carried a vibrator that they sometimes eat. It is considered to be a different approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Snake, who had come to the conclusion it would be magnificent. Who would have imagined, a vibrator is the item to choose.