His Fucking Snake

His Fucking Snake desperately wanted a CD player that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It might be a peculiar activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Snake, who thinks that this idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a CD player would be the item that was opted for.

His Fucking Snake desperately wanted a set square that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been a fairly different approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Snake, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a set square being the chosen item.

His Fucking Snake desired a dildo that they liked to worship. This might appear to be a fairly new activity, to me, but not to the Snake, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a dildo would be the thing that was selected.

His Fucking Snake desperately needed a can of coke that they would demolish. It is considered to be a fairly different suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Snake, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of coke would be the item that was chosen.

His Fucking Snake needed a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally drop. This seems to be a strange action, to my grandma, but not to the Snake, who thinks it would be simply life. Honestly, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was chosen.

His Fucking Snake desperately needed a mug that they would often put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a fairly different activity, to my mum, but not to the Snake, who expected that the idea was amazing. Strangely, a mug is the item to opt for.