The Dodgy Snake

The Dodgy Snake always had with them a block of cheese to try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be an exciting action, to my mum, but not to the Snake, who thinks it was amazing. Honestly, a block of cheese being the thing opted for.

The Dodgy Snake desperately craved for a tomato that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a fairly new activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Snake, who expected it was the most awesome idea. A tomato was the item that was opted for.

The Dodgy Snake desired a porno magazine that they would occasionally put on his head. It might be a fairly peculiar action, to you, but not to the Snake, who feels it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine being the item selected.

The Dodgy Snake always had with them a dildo that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be an extraordinary undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Snake, who had come to the conclusion it would be entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo is the item that was chosen.

The Dodgy Snake always kept a spade that they liked to try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a fairly original thing to do, to some, but not to the Snake, who feels that the idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a spade having that done to it

The Dodgy Snake craved for a lava lamp that they liked to play with. It should be a different operation, to most, but not to the Snake, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a lava lamp being the item selected.