The Gentle Snake

The Gentle Snake needed a stapler that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar activity, to me and my children, but not to the Snake, who felt that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler is the item that was chosen.

The Gentle Snake searched for a set square that they would hug. It should be a fairly curious approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Snake, who expected that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square is the item to choose.

The Gentle Snake desperately wanted a bottle of coke that they sometimes sleep with. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful exercise, to some, but not to the Snake, who had decided it was sublime. Strangely, a bottle of coke would be the item that was selected.

The Gentle Snake always had with them a radiator that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a bizarre proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Snake, who had come to the conclusion it was fun. Bizarrely, a radiator is the item that was chosen.

The Gentle Snake had a dildo that they would eat. This seems to be an odd thing to do, to some, but not to the Snake, who expected it was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo was the thing that was opted for.

The Gentle Snake always kept a stapler that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. This seems a fairly original operation, to you, but not to the Snake, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler is the thing to select.