Depressed Snake

Depressed Snake desperately wanted a pint of cider that they would often rub on his belly. It was an original approach to life, to some, but not to the Snake, who thought that the idea was miraculous. A pint of cider was the chosen thing.

Depressed Snake owned a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally sleep with. This seems to be a funny thought, to my mum, but not to the Snake, who considered that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a Harry Potter wand was the thing that was chosen.

Depressed Snake often carried a sack of potatoes that they would often throw. It would have been an odd exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Snake, who felt that this idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes is the thing to select.

Depressed Snake always kept a porno magazine that they would sometimes hug. This seems to be a surprising proposal, to my children, but not to the Snake, who assumed it was exciting. Who would have thought, a porno magazine is the item to select.

Depressed Snake needed a bottle of coke that they would occasionally put up their bum. It is considered to be a funny action, to my children, but not to the Snake, who expected that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke of all things.

Depressed Snake needed a spade that they sometimes put down their trousers. This seems a different undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Snake, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. Strangely, a spade being the chosen thing.