His Dodgy Snake

His Dodgy Snake desperately needed a custard pie that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It is considered to be a new thing to do, to you, but not to the Snake, who thought that the idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a custard pie was the chosen thing.

His Dodgy Snake often carried a can of coke that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a weird thing to do, to many, but not to the Snake, who felt it would be amazing. Strangely, a can of coke was the chosen item.

His Dodgy Snake desired a bottle of beer to throw. It should have been an extraordinary suggestion, to my children, but not to the Snake, who felt it was magnificent. Strangely, a bottle of beer of all things.

His Dodgy Snake looked for a bat that they would often cuddle. One might say this is a fairly weird thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Snake, who thinks it would be simply life. Remarkably, a bat is the thing to opt for.

His Dodgy Snake desperately wanted a cucumber that they would often throw. This seems to be a weird and wonderful action, to me and my wife, but not to the Snake, who had decided that the idea was fun. Remarkably, a cucumber being the item opted for.

His Dodgy Snake desperately craved for a vibrator that they would often try to nail to the wall. It was a bizarre thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Snake, who feels that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. A vibrator was the thing that was opted for.