Their Grumpy Snake

Their Grumpy Snake desperately desired a piece of paper that they would often embrace. One might find this to be a fairly surprising approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Snake, who expected that this idea is epic. A piece of paper being the thing opted for.

Their Grumpy Snake often carried a sack of potatoes to try to nail to the wall. It should have been a fairly unusual idea, to some, but not to the Snake, who assumed it would be breathtaking. Honestly, a sack of potatoes was the thing that was opted for.

Their Grumpy Snake often carried a teapot that they liked to try to balance on their head. It would be a fairly bizarre proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Snake, who had come to the conclusion it was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a teapot was the thing that was selected.

Their Grumpy Snake always kept a little monkey that they would often break. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting thought, to my grandma, but not to the Snake, who thought that the idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a little monkey was the chosen item.

Their Grumpy Snake desperately needed a pen that they sometimes play with. It might have been a fairly strange exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Snake, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a pen is the item to choose.

Their Grumpy Snake desperately needed a rubber johnny that they would occasionally worship. It might have been a fairly exciting operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Snake, who expected that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny is the thing to opt for.