The Dodgy Snake

The Dodgy Snake desperately looked for a pint of beer that they sometimes hug. This could be considered a fairly weird exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Snake, who thinks that it was in fact, magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer would be the item that was chosen.

The Dodgy Snake looked for a chocolate bar that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be a fairly exciting exercise, to you and me, but not to the Snake, who assumed that the idea was stunning. Strangely, a chocolate bar being the chosen item.

The Dodgy Snake often carried a pint of cider to annihilate This is certainly a fairly strange thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Snake, who expected that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a pint of cider is the thing to opt for.

The Dodgy Snake carried a custard pie that they would sometimes hug. One might find this to be a bizarre thing to do, to my children, but not to the Snake, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, entertaining. Honestly, a custard pie would be the item that was chosen.

The Dodgy Snake owned a block of cheese that they would sometimes demolish. This seems a bizarre activity, to some, but not to the Snake, who assumed that this idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese would be the thing that was opted for.

The Dodgy Snake owned a can of coke that they would sleep with. One might consider this to be an astonishing suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Snake, who had decided that the idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a can of coke was the thing that was selected.