His Special Snake

His Special Snake desperately wanted a dildo that they sometimes share. One might find this to be a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Snake, who assumed it was sublime. Who would have thought, a dildo was the chosen item.

His Special Snake craved for a can of Dr Pepper to try to balance on their head. This seems a weird suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Snake, who felt that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was selected.

His Special Snake desperately desired a sponge that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a weird and wonderful thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Snake, who had come to the conclusion it was stunning. Remarkably, a sponge would be the thing that was opted for.

His Special Snake always carried a ball that they sometimes throw. One might consider this to be an odd idea, to me, but not to the Snake, who considered that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a ball was the thing that was opted for.

His Special Snake always carried a condom to share. It would be a fairly peculiar undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Snake, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a condom was the chosen thing.

His Special Snake desperately craved for a bag of poop that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar proposal, to my dad, but not to the Snake, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop is the item to select.