The Chinese Snake

The Chinese Snake searched for a set of lego to try to balance on their head. This is certainly a fairly weird suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Snake, who thought it would be stunning. Who would have imagined, a set of lego is the thing to select.

The Chinese Snake always kept a radiator that they would sometimes smash. It is a weird and wonderful activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Snake, who felt it would be exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator being the chosen item.

The Chinese Snake often carried a piece of paper that they would often play with. It would have been a new suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Snake, who thinks that it was in fact, miraculous. Strangely, a piece of paper was the thing that was opted for.

The Chinese Snake desired a cucumber that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It would have been a fairly new thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Snake, who assumed it would be miraculous. Who would have thought, a cucumber of all things.

The Chinese Snake desperately looked for a porno magazine to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be a weird undertaking, to my children, but not to the Snake, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine is the thing to opt for.

The Chinese Snake desperately looked for a stapler that they would put up their bum. It was a fairly extraordinary exercise, to you, but not to the Snake, who thinks that it was in fact, magnificent. Remarkably, a stapler is the item to opt for.