A Boring Snake

A Boring Snake often carried a vibrator that they would insert somewhere. This is certainly a fairly funny operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Snake, who felt that it was in fact, wonderful. A vibrator would be the thing that was chosen.

A Boring Snake looked for a set of lego that they would cuddle. This seems to be a funny thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Snake, who had come to the conclusion it would be epic. Who would have thought, a set of lego is the item to choose.

A Boring Snake wanted a teapot that they sometimes worship. This could be considered a fairly curious suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Snake, who feels it would be wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot being the item opted for.

A Boring Snake always carried a pint of cider to hug. This is certainly a fairly exciting thought, to some, but not to the Snake, who expected it would be miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider being the item selected.

A Boring Snake desperately searched for a ball that they would sit and look at. It was considered to be a fairly bizarre operation, to some, but not to the Snake, who considered it was breathtaking. A ball was the thing that was selected.

A Boring Snake desperately wanted a teapot that they would occasionally play with. This could be considered a fairly bizarre thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Snake, who had decided it was magnificent. Strangely, a teapot would be the item that was selected.