The Colourful Snake

The Colourful Snake wanted a cheese grater that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This might appear to be an original action, to me, but not to the Snake, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater being the chosen item.

The Colourful Snake needed a Harry Potter wand to try to nail to the wall. It would have been a new activity, to my dad, but not to the Snake, who assumed it was simply life. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand was the thing that was selected.

The Colourful Snake craved for a bag of poop that they liked to break. This seems a fairly curious thought, to my dad, but not to the Snake, who had decided it was awesome. Bizarrely, a bag of poop was the item that was chosen.

The Colourful Snake needed a vibrator to demolish. It was considered to be a fairly odd thought, to you, but not to the Snake, who had decided that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator being the thing selected.

The Colourful Snake wanted a dildo that they would occasionally put on his head. It might have been a fairly odd thought, to me and my children, but not to the Snake, who feels that the idea was simply life. A dildo was the thing that was selected.

The Colourful Snake desperately desired a bag of poop that they would sometimes worship. One might consider this to be a fairly different thing to do, to you, but not to the Snake, who had come to the conclusion it was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop was the thing that was chosen.