The Unusual Snake

The Unusual Snake owned a lava lamp that they sometimes sit and look at. It should be a fairly strange exercise, to you and me, but not to the Snake, who assumed that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a lava lamp would be the thing that was opted for.

The Unusual Snake had a block of cheese to sleep with. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to most, but not to the Snake, who expected that this idea is entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese would be the item chosen.

The Unusual Snake had a melon that they would worship. It was considered to be a fairly funny thought, to many, but not to the Snake, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. A melon is the thing to opt for.

The Unusual Snake needed a stretchman that they would eat. This is certainly a different undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Snake, who assumed it would be wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman was the chosen thing.

The Unusual Snake desperately searched for a rubber chicken that they liked to annihilate It was considered to be a weird operation, to many, but not to the Snake, who felt it was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a rubber chicken is the item that was chosen.

The Unusual Snake always had with them a can of Tango to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to many, but not to the Snake, who had decided that the idea was simply life. A can of Tango would be the chosen thing.