My Ugly Snake

My Ugly Snake desperately desired a bottle of beer that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful action, to everybody you know, but not to the Snake, who assumed that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer was the chosen item.

My Ugly Snake often carried a bag of flour that they would sometimes sleep with. One might say this is a fairly funny approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Snake, who thought that it was in fact, awesome. A bag of flour would be the item chosen.

My Ugly Snake carried a bag of poop to eat. It might have been an astonishing thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Snake, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is out of this world. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop of all things.

My Ugly Snake had a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes hug. This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Snake, who thought that this idea was miraculous. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand being the thing opted for.

My Ugly Snake had a hat that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It should be a peculiar idea, to me, but not to the Snake, who thinks that this idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a hat is the thing that was chosen.

My Ugly Snake looked for a toilet brush that they sometimes share. It should be a strange operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Snake, who felt that this idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a toilet brush is the item to choose.