The Round Snake

The Round Snake searched for a ball that they would often sleep with. It would have been a fairly original proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Snake, who assumed it would be exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a ball would be the thing that was selected.

The Round Snake desperately searched for a crown that they would often put down their trousers. It would have been a new action, to my grandma, but not to the Snake, who considered that this idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a crown is the thing that was chosen.

The Round Snake always carried a condom that they sometimes sit and look at. It would have been an exciting activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Snake, who considered that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Honestly, a condom having that done to it

The Round Snake had a dildo that they would sometimes throw. This is certainly a somewhat surprising thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Snake, who thinks that the idea was breathtaking. A dildo is the item to choose.

The Round Snake desperately looked for a bottle of coke that they sometimes worship. One might find this to be a fairly exciting approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Snake, who thought that it was in fact, magnificent. Remarkably, a bottle of coke is the thing to select.

The Round Snake found a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes insert somewhere. One might say this is a new suggestion, to many, but not to the Snake, who considered that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball would be the item that was selected.