The Crypting Snake

The Crypting Snake desperately looked for a porno magazine to share. One might say this is a fairly original action, to you, but not to the Snake, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine being the item opted for.

The Crypting Snake wanted a stapler that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a fairly exciting thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Snake, who expected that this idea was fun. A stapler being the thing opted for.

The Crypting Snake owned a block of cheese that they would often try to balance on their head. One might say this is a curious suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Snake, who had decided that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese was the chosen thing.

The Crypting Snake had a tomato that they would sometimes sit and look at. It should be a funny activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Snake, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a tomato being the chosen thing.

The Crypting Snake craved for a chocolate bar to smash. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Snake, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar is the item to select.

The Crypting Snake needed a helmet that they would sometimes cuddle. It is an unusual action, to my grandpa, but not to the Snake, who feels that the idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a helmet was the thing that was chosen.